The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
 
"Nothing much, sir," replied one boy. "We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
 
"Boys! Boys!" the preacher intoned. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, we never thought about sex at all."
 
The boys replied in unison, "You win, Pastor.